Baby - Star of the show
Mom - Food Supply and care giver
Dad - Gopher and care giver
Begin by putting the baby to bed while he is asleep. After some time the following happens:
- Baby grunts and squirms in cradle.
- Dad tries to quiet him
- Baby grunts some more
- Dad tries again
- Baby squirms and grunts some more
- Dad decides to change the baby's diaper
- Baby, now fully awake, tries to eat dad's shoulder
- Mom wakes up and feeds baby, Dad tries to snooze
- Baby falls asleep eating
- Dad puts baby back in cradle
- Dad tries to sleep
- Mom is now sleeping
- Dad is staring at the glowing red numbers on the alarm clock
- Baby starts squirming, dad tries not to notice
Repeat continuously with variations as needed from 1:30 to 5 am.
6:10 The alarm clock goes off
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